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when people refer to penises as ___________ in fanfictions
- penises
- cocks
- dicks
- and other normal words for a penis
- meat sticks
- wands
- slick manhood
- throbbing/pulsing member
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- black snake
- anal impaler
- chode
- shaft
- sausage
- schlong
- “thing”
- steamin’ semen roadway
- skin flute
- tube steak
- wang
- dong
- bone
- etc.
“steamin’ semen roadway”
there’s a new one
“anal impaler” is the one that really gets me
100% all-beef thermometer
prying chicken
blossoming manmeat
- Jutting protrusion
- Monster truck (in the context of ‘just because I let chicks peg me doesn’t mean I’m going to let you drive your monster truck down my hershey highway)
the “throbbing member” one I always hate so much. I don’t even know why it gets on my nerves IT JUST DOES.
I am, however, okay with “throbbing beef truncheon”
but only if it’s dave saying it. he’s the only one who can get away with that shit.
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100% all-beef thermometer
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I dunno, ‘manhood’, ‘shaft’, and ‘member’ aren’t all that bad. ‘Dick’ just kinda ruins the mood for me, though. (In...
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