i found my senior quote
#this comic went places
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes it is.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
aph germany: were having a meeting on 4/20
aph france: bruh
aph italy: bruh
aph japan: bruh
I DID IT
sex criminals 007
- Aries - Fall Out Boy
- Taurus - Fall Out Boy
- Gemini - Fall Out Boy
- Cancer - Fall Out Boy
- Leo - Fall Out Boy
- Virgo - Fall Out Boy
- Libra - Fall Out Boy
- Scorpio - Patrick Stump and the Fall Down Guys
- Sagittarius - A bunch of emos
- Capricorn - Maybe P!ATD but mostly Fall Out Boy
- Aquarius - Fall Out Boy
- Pisces - Pizza
- Do you love this shit?
- Are you high right now?
- Do you ever get nervous?
- I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
- You getting money?
i’m just laughing bc ur calling my friend a piece of shit but ur the one listening to the story as told by a pathological liar soooo
A woman: men need to stop murdering women.
Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE
A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.
Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok
You’re not punk until you EAT A PAIR OF DOC MARTENS