sararkaye:

rlmjob:

life hack

what in gods name

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

i think i’m gonna switch from set commission prices to an hourly system

poppypicklesticks:

porcelain-infant:

coffee—queen:

Holy shit is this Audrey Hepburn reincarnated

I honestly thought that the second I saw this picture 

ughhh I don’t wanna go back to work for another 3 and a half hrs ughhgghhhh

drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

rolls my eyes I liked my old store better no one cared what I wore

lnnea:

Why ya titty out

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

officiallindsayjones:

Ah you’re watching achievement hunter? I love them. The way they just [clenches fist] suck at those fricking games

coltre:

Neil Davidson

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.